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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Pictures.

HELLO. It has been a very boring tuesday for me... Currently sitting here and blogging... I was looking through old photos of me and photos of some people, which i'll not tell of.. So ya..
I would really love to post photos of the old me up / pictures of others here but I am too ashamed of my past and also because I don't want to create any war hehe. HAHAH so.. Since I was using my Mac Book today, I decided to do an " reenactment " or... " re-takeaphotoofmyselflasttime-ment " ( wtf) So... I spent like 30mins doing all of them.. A lot of the poses were really stupid.... But its ok.... To actually take the picture again makes me stupid toooo... Hahahahahhaha,

HERE GOES MY FACE , HERE COMES THE SHAME.








The FAMOUS look-down-and-not-look-at-the-camera pose!!!

Wtf, This is soooooooooooooo last year. but if you actually notice, up there, ^^^^^^ see the pictures? The biggest one with the pink hairband. Same pose!! But from different angle! hahahah. AND THAT WAS SHOT LAST YEAR! Hahahahhaa but i still used it, nonetheless. ANYWAY, so ya. This very famous pose... I used to always do it because when I was younger I used to call myself xxEmoBabyxx ( or something like that, i only know all my old blogs had like " My name is Magdelyn ... I'm an emo girl.... You can call me DarkAngel97... OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAHAHHAHAA.)
I WAS JUST KIDDING. I DON'T CALL MYSELF THAT. HA.
So yes.......... Very famous for all those xmm ( who are more "x" than me.[ that feels like algebra!])..



The twist pose!
Put the twist near your face thing. You think its sexy ah. Might as well take with real scissors right! Ok i was just trying to be hypocritical , failed at it .... Because I myself LOVE to take with twist. ^ SEE HOW NATURAL THE PICTURE IS? ^_^

So I tried to take a photo with scissor and....................................
Just.
Look



FAIL.

So anyway, if you combine the scissors hands plus the looking away from the camera thing.. It'll look like this.




Which is even more fail. Lol


Presenting the pose A lot of girls used to do when they were younger!


The NO EYES pose( its not really a pose so ya....)

Showing their shirt, neck, nose, mouth with no eyes... Lol. I don't do that, and I'm sure a lot of my friends don't do that too.. But LOL.. whenever I see these kinda pictures.. I'm always like wtf. What happened to your eyes. Sore eyes then you cannot show people ah? hahahahhahahaha. Ok very lame. llol.


I'mgoinginsane.

lmao. A lot of girls like to do this. and they'll caption like " Too many days without you... I'm going insane...." OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT . " I'm crazy in love with you" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. HAHAHA.


Wind blown into hair~
So natural kekekekeke. I always used to do this when I was younger. So natural and so freeeeeeeeee. and I look like I kena 18 wheel lorry car bang LOOOOOOOOOOL




Yourself + phone.
Well hello, this is a pose where I used to do when I was younger but I always failed. lol. It always look damn weird so I never posted photos like this. I swear most of my friends who do these kinda pictures always look damn chio.. And I'm always sad..
BUT HEY . This above picture was NOT BAD already for my standard of posing for photos ... because I always look damn unglam or candid whenever i take pictures. lol.

So then I went to try taking photos of what I hate..... that people take of me.



THIS IS WHEN I TALK. AND THEY JUST SNAP. AND BOOM.
this comes out
-_-

( I went to call my maid and ask her a noob question for the authenticity for this picture. HAHAHAHA)



Or when I'm acting cute and then SNAP.


Or when I'm texting or using my phone.
Nothing really but... I look like i haz double chin. :(



So then I experimented to the world of make up... When girls grow up and start putting make up just to camwhore and all... I dont usually put make up when I'm home( because its obvious lol) but ya.. A lot of girls do.. So I decided to do it too today!


Nothing much with my make up. Just eyeliner, mascara, lipstick, blusher and earing and necklace. Oh and I painted one finger just for a picture later. hahaha lol.
(and yes I am on my bed taking all these unglam pictures on this boringzoringsnoring day)

So girls who take picture with excessive makeup... I don't really classify it as excessive makeup actually.. but... Ya..cant find another word to describe their horrendous amount of eyeliner they use.





THE SUPERMODEL POSE.
Fierce and sexy rightttttt.
The one with the no expression on the face but still look sexy.
Psh, This picture looks more like a " *Snap* OI WHY YOU TAKE MY PICTURE I LOOKING DAMN BLUR " kind of picture but... ya. Idk this lookz LOL. Interesting photo I took hahahahah
YES I KNOW MY HANDS ARE FAT AND SMALL .



Closing eyes.
Omg, I used to LOVE this pose when I was younger,
I classify this under the make up zone is because normally people who do this are people who use mascara or have extremely long eyelashes.
Or they pretend that they want to sleep. lol
I don't put mascara when I was younger and i don't pretend that I wanna sleep and not because I wanna show off my long eyelashes or whatevs. But YA. This is one of my favourite poses
As I said again~ I used to act like those "emokid97" kinda girl you know xxFallenAngelBaby97 Kinda thing.. ( JUST KIDDING) So.. YA. HEHEH.
Oh and this could be looking down but. I just believed this picture looks so cool that I should save the best for last. ( not really last but ok nevermind)
Anyway I love this picture hahaha thatz k00l.



LOL
phailure.

I know of someone who always does these kinda pictures. Makes me wanna laugh just thinking about it.
This looks like your insane, girl!!!!
Wtf. I look like some mental asylum chick. HAHAHA
but ya. Lol. Shouldnt be under Make up category but ya lololololol I just didnt want to spoil the surprise of the makeup thing ! ^_^ cuz a lot of people don't really see me camwhoring w makeup. Although there are some pictures that gave it away but .. Okay forget it ignore me i'm talking to myself.


Act sexy.
Bend down lowlow, open leg widewide, hands are wide apart.
1 word.
LOL.
or maybe 3.
NEVERMIND
Some pictures that girls take like this is not even sexy.
Actually coming to think of it, i look quite hot in this picture ^_^ seeing my small arms. HAHAHAHAH.
Ok forget it i'm being lame again


HiongZharBoh pointing middle finger!

So i painted my middle finger just so I can post this online but it failed cuz i dont think you all can see it lol.
So ya
I think this pose very unglam if you're like a p5 xmm cuz ya...
You get it~




kisskiss/Fishface/duck face.
I ALWAYS DO THIS FACE
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
look at the amount of dry skin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God, this is embarrassing.
I know I damn lame heehehhehe.


the omfg squeeze myself into a pictureframe photo.
doesn't really look like it but............. anyway....................................................
i have fat thighs in this picture. HAHAHAHHAAHAH
I like my face though.


Forget it.

So anyway all these pictures were taken using my mac...
which means its photobooth..
which means...................................


WHATS PHOTOBOOTH WITHOUT USING THE EFFECTS?! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA.



( I look hot damnit. ^_^ )








HEHEHEHE.

Anyway, If you ask me what kind of photos do I hate the most

I'd answer " photo editing"
Not those for the effects kind, But those who write words.
Not words la. I do write words on my photos.
But specific ones like.



1. (yourname) Photography

Unless you're a real photographer, wah this is major turn off when I see it from a 13 year old girl's photo. Funny ah. Use phone camera and say its photography hahahahah.


2. "(date of anniversary) ' you lied to meee/ i hate youuu/ forget our loveeee' "
-.- . nuff said. Its ok if is those
" 300211, i love you" kind. But when you say like you want to forget them or hate them, why bother posting pictures of it online and all? Let him see also make him feel so lousy.. Like he really very bad like that!
Anyway "lol" at that date. I just didnt want to offend any couple's anniversary date. HAHAHHA.


3. Song lyrics
Lol. Its okay if its those like phrase but seriously? When you put the whole chorus?
-.-
wtf.
So annoying!
Anyway this song is by first lady - never be replaced.
I used to love that song... HAHAHHA.


And finally..
4. Writing a whole message dedicated to your boyfriend( i don't wanna put gf cuz i dont think guys do this? Lol... i hope they dont... That'd be just... HAHAHA)
Ya. This is annoying when it comes out as a whole chunk lol.
Unless its those birthday dedications and all these la
Some words that you all write doesnt even make sense wtf.
You all can slowly read what I wrote on that picture.
PURELY ME WHO WROTE IT ONLY KEKE.
DIDNT ASK ANYBODY'S HELP.

You know I can write such great things like this because you know I'm desperate thats why these words come so naturally HAHAHA
Ok forget it i'm lame.




IM FINALLY DONE WITH THIS BLOODY POST OMG YOU KNOW I TOOK LIKE 1 AND A HALF HOURS TO COMPLETE THIS.
See, I go all the way for all you non-existent readers :) I'm so sweet

BYE.

Ps. no offense to those who take photos like that lol

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